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Friday, May 04, 2007

Another Bet - Form 6

Just had this conversation in MSN. Oh good lord, it was hilarious.

Dienasty says:
you're going to be a BIG hit, i tell you
a BIG hit
i'm betting you in a relationship before the year is over

Tim says:
don talk shit
sia soi me
get hit i think got la

Dienasty says:
still
bet
bet
bet?
a drink in coffee bean
cool??

Tim says:
can

Dienasty says:
good

Tim says:
extra large
bet on u too
1 relationship
1 cup
2 relationships
2 cup

Dienasty says:
i think we can work something out

Tim says:
deal?

Dienasty says:
*does calculations in head to wonder who to dump first*

Tim says:
*does calculation how to con a girl*

Dienasty says:
ish
okay
but just normal size drinks

Tim says:
ya ya
de normal one la

Dienasty says:
extra large might be a bit over the top

Tim says:
cheap one is small
normal is biggest

Dienasty says:
coz normally we have to chia to girl as well
=)

Tim says:
triple shot
with cream

Dienasty says:
urgh
stop dreaming

Tim says:
er
i talking about the drink
Form 6 will be very interesting.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

hrm... if u two have a relationship with each other, does it count or not?

Eli James said...

Absolutely not. Girls and dogs only.

O.o

Okay, okay - girls only.

Sam said...

I'm confused. Is the bet supposed to be SUPPORTIVE of both of you getting gf's?

Eli James said...

Something like that. He gets one I chia. I get one his chia.

Unknown said...

Gesh. You got it wrong la. If i get one, I chia. If YOU get one, YOU chia.

wandkey said...

That conversation is hilarious! Cedric, you sure no problem lar, just a matter of whether you're willing or not. I'm predicting that Tay would be losing money fast if you really decide to let go and test out the waters.

Unknown said...

er... in that case i would earn money actually la.

Eli James said...

Tay is actually right. He'll be earning money. And yeah, I got that part wrong. ;P

Kenny Mah said...

O ho ho. Man, do I miss high school. Back then, I could get up to all sorts of shenanigans.

Who am I kiddin'? I still do, hahaha...

Funny lar this post. Esp. the last line. Killed me. It did.

Domassism said...

omg u guys wanna pikat gf juz for free coffee based drinks?? lol hilarious!

Eli James said...

@Kenny Mah - Oh yes you are. I saw the Kam Raslan references. Shenanigans indeed. =D

@Dom, these things aren't supposed to make sense. Though the term 'coffee based drinks do give it a sense of crudeness. Cheh!

wandkey said...

Oh so it's the other way round. Then in that case Ced, prepare to lose money fast. Haha. Jia you!

Eli James said...

>.>

So confident wan ahh?

Vivian Kon Ching Sian said...

gambatte u!

Eli James said...

Thank you. I would very much like free coffee. =)

Kenny Mah said...

Kam Raslan references?

Eli James said...

Yeap. You. Dragging his #1 fan. I consider that a shenanigan.

;)