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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentines

This MSN conversation just happened a few minutes ago. It's ... interesting, if you'd see for yourself.

Fren says:
Any admirer?

Dienasty says:
haha
i wish
but i wouldn't know

Fren says:
Haha
Who knows? You might got
You're better looking than me
N i could get dates

Dienasty says:
lol
i don't think so
for one

Fren says:
You can do better

Dienasty says:
i'm in an all boys school
that means i have significantly less experience than you
plus limited contact with the opposite sex

Fren says:
Look for girls in an all girls skool then
Dude, you're gonna be 18

Dienasty says:
lol

Fren says:
Go clubbing

Dienasty says:
i've no problems talking and mixing around with girls

Fren says:
Pick up girls there

Dienasty says:
hah
no a club kind of guy

Fren says:
You're in kuching for goodness sake

Dienasty says:
the problem is i never take a relationship further than frenship
don't dare

Fren says:
Shy guy
Haven even got your first kiss eh?

Dienasty says:
nope
heh

Fren says:
I got mine, my first kiss is frenching

Dienasty says:
nice
but then again you're in a co-ed school, right?

Fren says:
Ya
But my gf is in another skool
But broke up already last yr

Dienasty says:
hrmm
who do ppl from diff schools meet i wonder
limited contact = hard to keep up the relationship

Fren says:
Haha..
Its easy really

Dienasty says:
right
handphones?

Fren says:
Ya
Or
Mit up everYDAY after skool

Dienasty says:
how?
unless your schools are nearby
hoi
gfs take up too much of your time

Fren says:
You got car license dude

Dienasty says:
not yet
still learning

Fren says:
Ah.. Ok

Dienasty says:
and i'm talking about you - how did you meet up everyday?
that's super hard
right?

Fren says:
My skool is near....

Dienasty says:
hmm
yeah
well so is st thomas's and st mary's

Fren says:
N there's a flat near there where i make out

Dienasty:
Okaaay

Conversations like this sometimes really make me hate Valentines day. Very, very freaky. For the rest of you not marred by weird convos, Happy Valentines Day, and remember your family as well while you're in that ... flat ... somewhere ...

Kisses and huggies and prezzies abound. Chocolate lovers rejoice, i can't wait for Easter.

14 comments:

Sam said...

=.="

Uhrm. Supportive Friend you have.

Eli James said...

Yeap. Super cringe inducing.

Anonymous said...

Cedric, have you ever watched a tv show where there's this guy who's like alim and he has a very wild fren? And the wild fren always seems to try to get his alim fren laid or something? It's like exactly the samething here. In my opinion, this is the dark and scary side of being men, it's much better to remain innocent like a kid, :)

Eli James said...

Of being men. Ehheh. My sis called the convo 'Gigolo Potential'

Very, very scary indeed. Notice the sarcasm when i said 'nice'?

Andrew Ho said...

which school which school? Which flat which flat?

Eli James said...

Perv alert! Well, the guy's not living in Malaysia, if you get my drift.

Anonymous said...

ah, very very supportive and nice friend you have there :) well, you are just 17, no rush mate! plenty of time.

Anonymous said...

Hey Cedric! Wat is ur MSN add?

Eli James said...

Carl! Ermm ... putting up my msn here is too public ... :S

How are we to arrange this ... hrmm. shadowsun7@hotmail.com

Who cares about stalkers, anyway?

Bongkersz! Good to see there're people out there who support bachelorhood. But seriously lah - don't you find the guy a little scary?

zewt said...

17 eh... and quite godly too if i might say. the road is long my friend...

my say... need to get tempted and see the glipmse of hell before one can truly appreciate heaven. oh... am i running out of topic here. my pastor will be so proud of me hahaha!

Eli James said...

Godly?

*falls laughing on the floor*

That's one category i need to work on. But hrmm .... that's one way of thinking of it that i haven't thought of - hell first than heaven.

A horrible gf, who wants to tear your balls out, and then heaven with your wife?

;D

kVys2o0o said...

I sense something not right here...

Cedric has LIMITED contacts with the opposite sex?!?

OMG!~ Did I read wrong? correct me, unless Ced isn't what I thought he or maybe SHE is.. hahaha..

For goodness sake, I beliv you have greater contacts with girls than I am..

hahaha!~
Ya rite, I have a friend who try to change me frm Alim into something else!~ hahaha... last nite asked me go clubbing when he is just 17! I rejected!~ Only had drinks next door. The prob is, I think I influenced him more, asking him to listen all those banging head songs hahaha

zewt said...

No lah... just club around and see the world first... do i sound like a devil now?

Eli James said...

Kenny, who has the GF?

This is so not my day. Having a splitting headache, on CNY.

Nyways, everyone! Happy CNY!