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Friday, December 28, 2007

Reunion

I was the first to arrive. Slept the whole day from a running nose, woke up, showered, drove to Westwood. A wonder I didn't hit anything along the way.

A recap: the 8 musketeers (ignore the corny name for a second here, it stuck and I won't swap it for another) were a bunch of people who organized children church events in St Faith from 2004 to 2005.

We're pretty damn close, as a group. And we're also leaving.

Amanda was raving about this Lifehouse skit her CF did in KL. I watched it on Youtube a couple of days before, and I have to admit the entire thing's brilliant in its conception.



"Guess who I was playing?" she said, looking up from her food.

"The ... main character? The girl?"

"Yeah ... I wanted to be the drunkard, but -"

"Hah! As if you could ever look the part!"

Mandy's the one in the middle

And ... we caught up with each other. It felt good. They teased me on my as yet uncured revulsion to girl contact ("Boo boys' school boo!") and then teased each other with suggestive eyebrow movements (in reference to significant others, lah).

Adele and Rachael have both finished their SPM examinations. To Rachael, who arrived earlier, we asked the required question every fifth former would be asked this time of the year: "Where next, huh?"

"Oh, squash ... in KL."

"And ... after squash?" I asked.

Rach took a deep breath.

"I'm getting married to an old man on a respirator and when he dies I'll inherit all his money."

"Huh?"

"Oh," she replied, pointing to something behind me. "The wall is orange!"

I think this was during one of the blonde jokes. But I'm not really sure.

So on to Lynn, who amazed us all with talk of modulators and MP3 players in cars. "What you doing now?"

"Work! Toyota, Pending!" (I took the opportunity to filch two leaves from her Caesar's Salad. Knowing me and all ...)

And then she just had to make us all look bad by giving us little presents.

Adele was the last to arrive, having come direct from the airport. She waved, hugged the girls in order, and then proceeded to squeal at a PDA. And ordered fish and chips. I stared at the fish and chips. They looked good.


Amanda and Elaine were the hardest to get hold of. Elaine is doing nursing in KL, and Amanda has 4-5 years to go before becoming a fully fledged doctor. Between them they managed to collectively disgust us with talk of urinating and drug doses. Rachael is still going "What reflex?" in my mind, but that is imagination and it was about cadavers.

Not. Good. Combo.


After finishing steaks and chips and a sandwich the waiter christened 'cock' (crocque monsieur, but nevermind), we proceeded to torture Aaron. We sang Happy Birthday and made him practice kissing. For, you know, future reference.


And the ever necessary group photos:


I enjoyed myself. It's been what? 2 years? And soon we'll be all grown up.

What a thought!

PS: The night could've lasted longer, had we listened to JJ's suggestion of going open air earlier. That boy is a genius, I tell you, with or without painted nails.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Food In Kuching

Jylene usually laughs at my knowledge of Kuching places. Particularly places to eat. There is a morning where I enter the class and she's ranting about Buntal (where she broke her Cabbage Soup diet - a valiant attempt, no doubt). I pause her mid-sentence and ask: "Where is Buntal?"

Her brain clicks into overdrive and switches from rant to sarcastic humour.

"What!? What?! You don't know where Buntal is? WHAT?!" - in Mandarin: "Swee Kak ... have you ever been to Buntal?"

He replies in Mandarin: "Eat seafood wan harr?"

"See see SEE! He knows where Buntal is! Teck Chaw, do you know where Buntal is?"

"Damai hia? Never go before but I know where."

Insert hysterical laughter as she turns to me. "Are you even from Kuching?! Every Kuchingnite knows where Buntal is! EVERYONE! Except you! Wahahahaahhahaha!"

I try to salvage my pride:

"Err, wait. Got coconut trees?"

"Yeah ..."

"And by the beach?"

"Yeah ... "

"And got animals?"

"Yeah ...."

"Ahh! I know where it is!" Sit back triumphantly and smile. Now I've shown her!

Hah. No such luck.

"Got coconut trees ... and by the beach ... and animals! Do you know how retarded that sounds?!"

And she couldn't contain her laughter any longer.

PS: Yesterday was my first ever Kuching Fest. Now read this and don't laugh at me.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thursday, May 03, 2007