Intelligent Dinner Conversation

tay said:
could u ever be interested in a nice phone?

Dienasty said:
well
if i throw it and drop it and it still works
yes

tay said:
mine does....
i droped in in the toilet
it was in my pocket
i took my pants off
for some reason
i flung my pants
just to straighten it
den it flew out
directly to the floor
so it's fling + gravity
and the best thing
the camera had a black spot on it b4
i was going to send it to fix

Dienasty said:
and now
it has brown spots

tay said:
den after it floored
the spot disappeard

Dienasty said:
O.M.G.

tay said:
fixed it

Dienasty said:
i. touched. your. phone.

tay said:
not toilet bowl
i mean
in the bathroom
on the floor
not toilet bowl!