It's been a horrid week. I've outdone myself with fails in both Maths and Physics, and while I don't want to think about it the sad truth is staring at me in the face: I've to buck up, stop wasting time wallowing in self pity and start working hard.
This tag is not helping me in any way.
List Out The Top 5 Presents You Wish For
- An iMac. No, a Macbook. Wait, make that a Macbook Pro.
- An Osotogari t-shirt (at the moment I've to work hard for this - defeating about 4-5 judokas, for instance)
- Wonderful STPM results that I don't have to study for
- A DSLR
- Tay's brains. Minus the fur, of course.
The Madding Crowd That Tagged You Is:
In order: Wen Qi.YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
- Nosy (pleasantly so)
- Tall
- A wry sense of humour
- Wise
- Gifted with unnatural powers of observation
Listening to me rant. She's been the person to go to for many, many people.
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
"Ahem, practise what you preach then. Just say liao, Cedric. Haha. See? Not that easy right?"
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL
Wonder what happened to my other fixations.
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE
Location.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL
Throw myself off the nearest cliff.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE
Highly unlikely. But I'll go out on a limb and say Tay.
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Next on the list: Andrew
YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
- Blatantly honest
- Unabashed
- Cool
- Funny
- Stereotypically Chinese
Invited me to his birthday party
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
Fiona le?
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL
Hide in a hole.
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE
His current fixation.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL
Try to patch things up.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE
Sam.
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The Greatest Designer I've Ever Known: Tay
YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
- Dirty
- Furry
- Funny
- Subject to unpredictable moodswings
- Layered
Apologizing the very first time.
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
"Think of it like this: you are driving down a road blindfolded, and there's a traffic light ahead. It might be green, it might be red. Asking would be taking off that blindfold."
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL
Not worry, because he will soon fall in love with another person in a day. Or two.
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE
Sexual orientation
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL
Been there, done that. He'll come to.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE
Jylene.
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The Tigeroach: Vivian
YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
- Cute
- Uses trademarked words
- Frequently calls other people posers for following said trademarked words
- Tigeroach
- Nicholas Teo regrets the day he ever made Smiling Pasta
Burned Prince exactly 15 minutes after I asked her to
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
"Ah pek!"
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL
Sweep her off her feet and carry her far, far away from Tay
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE
Her tendency to melt when watching Chinese dramas
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL
Strangle Sam
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE
Me.
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The Best Friend: Garrick
YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
- Happy go lucky
- His unwavering loyalty
- Fun
- Eager to help
- The. RTS. Gamer.
MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU
There are too many memories of things he has done. Perhaps introducing me to Judo, but that jostles in place for collecting our SPM results together, teaching me the basics of badminton and playing Advanced Wars with me and Ling 30 minutes before the Sejarah PMR paper.
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
"Who cares!?"
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL
Throw Fiona at him
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE
Sexual Orientation.
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL
Been there, done that
IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE
A. Very. Bad. Misunderstanding.
I absolutely refuse to pass this tag on to other people. Whew.
