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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Vivian

This is her tag.

游戲規則:被點到名字的要在自己的博客裏寫下自己的答案,然後去掉一個你最不喜歡的問題再补上一個你的問題,仍然組成20個問題,傳給其他10個人,列出其他10個需要回答問題的人的名字,還要到這10個人的博客裏留言通知對方----你被點名了,被點名者不得拒絕回答問題,完成遊戲的人將會永遠得到大家的祝福。這10個人要在自己的博客裏註明是從哪裏接到的,並且再傳給其他10個人,讓遊戲繼續下去,不得囘傳。被點到名字的人將會得到大家的祝福,並且所有美好的 願望都會在不久的將來實現。

1. 如果你有特异功能, 你会干什么?
Ching chong ching chong ching.

2. 最满意你身体的哪一部分?
Ching? Ching chong chong chong.

3. 认为自己哪一个优点最讨人欢喜?
Ching. Chong.

4. 希望有个怎样的恋爱?
Ching! Ching chong chong ching!

5. 你最想去哪个地方?
Ching ching ching chong.

6. 最受不了自己哪个缺点?
Chong.

7. 如果有不开心的事情,你会怎么办?
Chong chong chong chong.

8. 最害怕失去的东西?
Ching ching chong.

9. 现在最想做的事?
Ching ching ching! CHONG CHING CHONG!!!!

10. 若遇見喜歡的人,你會怎樣做?
Ching chong chong ching?

11. 说出点你名的人的3个优点。
Ching lol. Chong chong chong lol ching.

12. 你最希望你的另一半对你做的一件事?
Chong chong chong! lol

13. 爱在心里口难开时, 你会怎么办?
Chong chong ching ching! XD

14. 你最讨厌怎样的人?
Chong.

15. 你最难过的事情?
=( Chong chong ching ching.

16. 你觉得最美的事物是什么?
Ching ching chong!! Ching chong?!

17. 你认为遇到什么样的事情才会令你觉得人性很黑暗?
Chong. Ching.

18. 如果能让你实现一个愿望,会是什么?
Ching ching chong chong ching chong chong chong ching! Chong chong chong.

19. 至今,你最遗憾的是什么?
Chong chong chong cilaka chong.

20. 觉得人生最重要的事情是什么?
Chong chong ching ching chong chong chong ching. o.O

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Ya. Saya seolang Cina.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Perfection

Abraham and I are at Math tuition, and we're bored out of our minds because we have forgotten to bring graph paper and the whole class is doing ogives. I cannot remember exactly what we were talking about before, but somehow Abraham says: "There's a lot of BL students in this class."

I look around. There are two girls busy sketching their graphs behind Abraham, there's a noisy bunch at the back joking in Chinese, and then there's Nicholas in the front, busy and hunched over his desk.

I lean over to Abraham and say: "BL produces a lot less jerks than Green Road."

Abraham makes a face. He is the head boy of Green Road so he cannot reply to that without incriminating himself.

I cut in: "You don't count, even if you're head boy - you're not a pure Greenian."

Abraham stops making the face.

"And anyway, it's the same with how Thomians are gays and Thresians are snobs and Marians are bitches."

"And Josephians?" Abraham cuts in.

A pause. I rack my brain for a generalization to apply to them.

"Shit." I say, comprehension dawning, "they're perfect."

And Abraham cannot stop grinning at me.

Times like this and I wonder why I'm a Thomian to start off with.