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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Photolog: Last Day Of School

You Know Lah

The setting is in PA tuition. I am sitting between Jylene and Tay, and she leans over and asks him:

"Tay! Are you straight? Or bi?"

Without missing a beat Tay replies: "Tri."

"What? What's the other -"

"Kenny!" Tay was smiling, a finger in the air.

"Oh? I thought you were going to say 'horse'."

"No, that's you!"

"You!"

"No, you!"

"You lah!"

I took a deep breath.

"What?"

"I feel my brain cells dying."